Give my regards to Joe Biden, deliver my thanks.
For his dedication to abortion, thinning the ranks.
For his steadfast devotion to his culture of death.
For his lack of contrition for every lost breath.
Thank him for his leadership, his worldly manner.
For his overt supplication of the communist banner.
For his diabolical endeavor to bring America down.
For his churlish behavior when acting the clown.
Thank Joe for his verbosity, his mastery of words.
For his use of both ends when spitting out turds.
For his unblemished reputation, a man of the people.
For his devoted husbandry in the care of his sheeple.
Thank Joe for believing in what America means.
For promises that don't amount to a hill of damn beans.
For his generosity, when wastefully spending our money.
For giving away to the world our milk and honey.
Thank Joe for his perserverance, his stubborn denial.
For his dead empty eyes and his rictis like smile.
For his love of small children his facination with hair.
For the pathological lying like no one else is aware.
Thank Joe for his agenda, his love of everything gay.
For his LGBTQ pandering which has led him astray.
For his anti-crime stance, his openly biased DOJ.
For his persecution of Trump, getting worse every day.
Thank Joe for his dance with the truth his hypocritical wit.
How he turns a small molehill into a mountain of shit.
Yes we're thankful for Joe, things could be worse.
Besides this piece of crap, we could really be cursed.
D.L. Crockett -- 11/23/23