Buttigeig is a fool, but he's gay, so it's all good.
He's been inclusified, like Joe, his head's  made of wood.
He knows nothing, does nothing, thank God he's gay.
He fits some leftist agenda, that makes it okay.

Jean-Pierre is a certified moron, but she's lesbian too.
Just like Joe, she's a big liar, a vital part of Joe's crew.
She dithers and hem-haws, always stalling for time.
Her ignorance is monumental, it should be a crime.

John Fetterman is braindead, a victim of stroke.
Democrats don't care if he should happen to croak.
He served his purpose, another vote they control.
It's the party of Satan, they've all sold their soul.

Adm. Rachel Levine is a joke, a transgender queen.
Joe's way to show weakness on the worldwide scene.
I'm sure the Chinese and Russians share a good laugh.
At Joe's idiotic special woke way, of filling his staff.

Joe's surrounded with liars, at least one was a thief.
Stealing womens clothing, a perverted creep.
Joe doesn't care, I'd be surprised if he knew.
Joe loves all kinds of fruits, he runs a huge crew

The founding fathers, must be rolling in their graves.
Seeing the democrats have become unscrupulous knaves.
Always looking for angles, ways to pander for votes.
What's next for America? An admin full of randy old goats.

Whoops, I think I misspoke, that day is already here.
Something Smells fishy in D.C., something seems queer.
Joe isn't aware though, I'm sure he's told what to do.
The first president whose whole gang is missing a screw.
D.L. Crockett -- 2/28/23