I joined the democrat party, wanting to revel in my stupidity.
I wanted everyone on the right to openly mock my lucidity.
My folks would be proud of my degrees I obtained with no skills.
From schools my folks referred to as worthless diploma mills.
My folks wouldn't pay my tuition, I got a huge free student loan.
When my folks heard about this, I swear they audibly groaned.
They screamed "Our son is a communist, where did we go wrong"
They threw me out the front door, screaming at me to move on.
My dad wished me good luck with my future,  being sarcastic.
They knew the education I would get would be far from scholastic.
They saw the studs in my forehead and the split in my tongue.
I'm sure they were thinking my bell had most assuredly been rung.
I left them to their grieving, I left and I went off without any delay.
The last thing my dad said was, "Son don't ever be returning this way"
I spent six years at Northwestern, partied and had a great time.
I learned how to be a good commiecrat, and won't repay a thin dime.
Joe Biden forgave my student loan just the way I had planned.
It's easy to get an education for nothing, student loans are a scam.
I moved back to California, I sleep and I deficate in the streets.
Governor Newsome supplies everyone with free food and treats.
  Sometimes I go past my parents and poop in front of their house.
I jumped the broom with my buddy, and have a drug addict spouse.
I'm living in paradise where everyone's allowed to be free to be free.
I'm parents tax dollars pay the bills for millions of losers like me.
I thank the devil for the democrats, for the way they don't care.
They take care of me for my vote and then stay out of my purple hair.
D.L. Crockett -- 7/16/23