Some witch waved her wand and Joe Biden appeared.
Most wise folks were sickened, while idiots cheered.
He opened his piehole, his forked tongue flickered out.
The pressroom instantly filled with bullsh*t and doubt.
His reptilian eyes nictated like a lizards eyes would.
Obviously something was missing, the absence of good.
His thin lips slowly twisted into an evil rictis like grin.
A gift from his malefactor,  an intimation of sin.
His speech wasn't translatable, naught but a sibilant hiss.
The fools in the crowd didn't notice something amiss.
They seemed enthralled by Joe Biden's evil demeanor.
With their heads full of rocks implanted by evil mentors.
A chill ran down wise peoples spines, a harbinger of ill.
We were watching a scene concocted in the depths of Hell.
Another attack on commonsense, by the master of fraud.
Another interloping usurper, the whole concept is flawed.
Wise men led by morons, what could possibly go wrong.
America has a huge communist hitch in Her get-along.
Joe biden has ceased to be funny and is not to be trusted.
It is no laughing matter, the whole world's disgusted.
D.L. Crockett -- 2/2/24