Joey gets angry, Joey gets mad.
Joey cries in his beer when Joey is sad.
Joey talks gibberish, Joey's so misunderstood.
Joey's head is perfect, for knocking on wood.
Joey's a brave man without any balls.
Joey has a hard time getting up when he falls.
Joey's our president, ain't that a crock.
If Joey acts stupid, don't go into shock..

Joey starts pooping, Joey can't stop.
Joey dropped a big load, he needs a big mop.
Joey won't listen, Joey's always right.
Joey and Hunter, do drugs every night.
Joey should be in trouble, Joey should be in jail.
He doesn't look healthy, Joey's fish belly pale.
Joey is greedy, Joey's hungry for power.
Joey needs a diaper change, at least every hour.

Joey's distinguished, suave and debonair.
That's what they say when Joey's not there.
Joey's a puppet, Joey's told what to say.
We'd all be better off if Joey just went away.
Joey doesn't like people, who flip him the bird
Nobody likes Joey, thinking they do is absurd.
I hope Joey's leaving, I hope Joey's going bye-bye.
I just want Joey gone, I don't want him to die.

He should be in a resthome and out of our hair.
Joey is failing so quickly, ask me if I care.
Joey stole an election, Joey thought he had won.
Joey watches fake news, where everything's spun.
Joey's out of fake tears, joey's crying for real.
He's starting to realize, what dogs do to big wheels.
Joey has grown despondent, Joey's feeling glum.
Joey dreams of the swamp, Joey loves being scum.
D.L. Crockett  -- 5/8/24